I walk into a Reebok store

 

Me:  Hey do you guys sell push up bars?

Salesman:  What size sir?

Me:  Medium, i guess.

Salesman:  Sir, i need the exact size, it wouldn’t fit otherwise.

Me: Bro, push up bar for my size  (i show him my hands)

Salesman:  OH ! push up BAR !

 

And we laugh…